"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water"

"Better one's House be too little one day than too big all the Year after"

"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body"

"People with many interests live, not only longest, but happiest"

"My sorrow, when she's here with me, thinks these dark days of autumn rain are beautiful as days can be; she loves the bare, the withered tree; she walks the sodden pasture lane"

"Women, can't live with them, can't live without them"

"It's not that we use technology, we live technology"

"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things"

"Always live in the ugliest house on the street - then you don't have to look at it"

"Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days"

"Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15"