"On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you here?'"
- Paul Merton
About this Quote
This quote by Paul Merton is a humorous reflection on his first day in New York. It highlights the stereotype of New Yorkers being disrespectful and aggressive. The quote implies that the male was not in fact requesting directions, however rather was asking if he could mug Paul Merton. This is a humorous method of highlighting the risks of being in a big city like New York. It also implies that the guy was not actually thinking about assisting Paul Merton, however rather was trying to find a chance to make the most of him. This quote is a funny method of highlighting the risks of remaining in a big city, while likewise satirizing the stereotype of New Yorkers being impolite and aggressive.
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