"It was never physically dangerous except when I nearly fell off a horse, but it was physically arduous - especially when you were working late at night"

"If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse"

"A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle"

"Get off your horse and drink your milk"

"Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen"

"Heights by great men reached and kept were not obtained by sudden flight but, while their companions slept, they were toiling upward in the night"

"My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can"

"We tolerate shapes in human beings that would horrify us if we saw them in a horse"

"I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse"

"Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children"

"So many people are working in vaudeville today that I looked for three weeks to book enough acts for an hour bill and didn't have them until the night before we opened in Buffalo and money was no object!"