"I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young"

"Better one's House be too little one day than too big all the Year after"

"The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions"

"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things"

"Youth is not a question of years: one is young or old from birth"

"Young men have a passion for regarding their elders as senile"

"Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days"

"Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15"

"We do not remember days, we remember moments"

"The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life"

"My sorrow, when she's here with me, thinks these dark days of autumn rain are beautiful as days can be; she loves the bare, the withered tree; she walks the sodden pasture lane"