"I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette"

"Better one's House be too little one day than too big all the Year after"

"A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings"

"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things"

"Economy does not lie in sparing money, but in spending it wisely"

"Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days"

"Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15"

"Art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth"

"We do not remember days, we remember moments"

"The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life"

"My sorrow, when she's here with me, thinks these dark days of autumn rain are beautiful as days can be; she loves the bare, the withered tree; she walks the sodden pasture lane"